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   HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16 work boots. 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

'Hey Bubba, 

Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

'Cooter'

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Waterdog Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: April-27-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2020	Post Options Post Reply Quote Waterdog Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Security system Posted: June-10-2008 at 9:50am
	HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. 'Cooter'
	- waterdog - 78 Ski Tique

Kristof Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: October-08-2007 Location: Bree, Belgium Status: Offline Points: 3399	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kristof Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: June-10-2008 at 10:24am
	ROFLOL and LMAO Andy!!
	- Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...

adamt Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Gold Member Joined: July-18-2007 Location: Orlando, FL Status: Offline Points: 927	Post Options Post Reply Quote adamt Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: June-12-2008 at 8:48pm
	That's funny, I always thought that the old Correct Craft in the driveway is a good enough indication not to f@#& with the owner!!!
	-Adam 1973 Skier

jbear Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: January-21-2005 Location: Lake Wales FL. Status: Offline Points: 8193	Post Options Post Reply Quote jbear Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: June-15-2008 at 11:51pm
	Well I think it depends on the COLOR of the old C/C in the drive...if you know what I mean. LOL john
	"Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"...

adamt Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Gold Member Joined: July-18-2007 Location: Orlando, FL Status: Offline Points: 927	Post Options Post Reply Quote adamt Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: June-16-2008 at 3:13am
	Oh man Jbear, this, after the nice email you sent! Well if the boat doesn't get the message across, got this by the door...
	-Adam 1973 Skier

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