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Waterdog 
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 Topic: Home remediesPosted: June-19-2008 at 9:55am |
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
ADD ANY MORE THAT YOU BELIEVE ARE APPROPRIATE 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. |
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p/allen
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Posted: June-19-2008 at 8:08pm |
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Waterdog ,Did you stay up all night thinking of these ?
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adamt
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Posted: June-19-2008 at 10:57pm |
If he did, the time was just spent plagiarizing the BOAT DR, Sorry Dog !!! 
(Although I did enjoy reading it again) 
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jbear
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Posted: June-20-2008 at 1:21am |
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Wow I am impressed I couldn't even quess on how to spell "plagiarizing" without spell check. Little lone remember that the boat dr had this on first!
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"Loud pipes save lives"
AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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boat dr
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Posted: June-20-2008 at 1:50am |
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That is ok, its flattering to have myself repeated.
Our memories are short 0n this site, so short I forgot I posted that......ha ha ha Gotta love the jokes about "short term memory loss" The Boat Dooctor |
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adamt
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Posted: June-20-2008 at 2:22am |
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Speaking of which...I think you're both overdrawn...At the Memory Bank !!! |
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Waterdog
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Posted: June-20-2008 at 1:27pm |
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Doc
I did cut & paste it BUT you weren't on the distrubtion list. So can I be guilty of "plagiarizing" something I never read? |
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adamt
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Posted: June-21-2008 at 4:07am |
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I don't think that anybody ACTUALLY thought that the Boat Dr was the original author?!?!
I mean, come on, the man lives in Louisiana for God's sake!!! 
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-Adam
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Kristof
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Posted: June-21-2008 at 6:20am |
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It has been a while since I felt that lovingly bashing each other on this site... I really missed it...
Thanks Adam for bringing that great feeling back! |
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- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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boat dr
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Posted: June-21-2008 at 11:55am |
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Adam , maybe its time for you to go North,,,,
And yes i am a Louisianian and proud of it.What country are you from??????????????? Guess i will drop it at that, but it's a round World...........Boat dr |
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eric lavine
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Posted: June-21-2008 at 12:11pm |
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come on Doc, you got more than that in you
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Posted: June-21-2008 at 3:28pm |
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Eric, he ain't worth the time to hunt and peck out a reply to the a$$ wipe.........Boat dr
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bkhallpass
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Posted: June-21-2008 at 4:30pm |
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Adam,
Please think through this a bit. By all accounts from folks who have met you, you're a great guy. But, I don't believe you've ever met Boat Dr., and I don't think you've met Quinner or Hollywood either. Yet, some of your "humor" goes a bit far in my mind, and apparently in the minds of those to whom it is directed. There's a fine line between humor and inappropriate personal attacks, and that line get's much thinner when you've never even met the man or woman to whom it is directed. BKH |
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Posted: June-22-2008 at 3:41am |
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A definite misunderstanding! There's never been any intentional malice here, that's not me. Just a bit of good ole CCFan ribbing. I have nothing short of admiration and respect for guys like Pete, Eric and Boat Dr. I am in awe of the knowledge and experience that these guys have, and am astonished that anyone could know so much. Their expertise has proven to be invaluable to me and countless others. Believe me, I know nothing about boats, I barely know which end is up and would be the last person to critize anybody. I know everyone is tense with all the crap that is going on these days, but everybody's got to lighten up. Laugh a little, life's too short to take anything personal. I have no ill-will for anyone in the CCFan family, especially the Boat dr. BTW any HW observations are a response to Jbear being asleep at the switch, he's been slipping lately.
No, Boat Dr., I'm gong back up north anytime soon, I'm living the Canadian dream: 1.) No snow 2.) I don't have to winterize the boat 3.) I get to own a gun 4.) Cheap beer |
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bkhallpass
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Posted: June-22-2008 at 5:06am |
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Hey Adam, good note.
Things don't always translate well on the internet. Sometimes people say things the wrong way, sometimes people take things the wrong way. I think this forum just tries to monitor itself so things don't get out of hand. Not always, successful, but typically it works out pretty well. My Regards, BKH |
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Posted: June-22-2008 at 8:53am |
So true...no tone of voice or facial expressions.
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