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BuffaloBFN
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Posted: August-02-2010 at 2:39pm |
86BFN
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gotta watch out for those angry beavers!
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storm34
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no one like a mean beaver
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8122pbrainard
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I seem to remember way back in my youth tying into a rabid beaver a couple of times!!
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OverMyHead
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like they say in the news buisness, man after beaver is not news, beaver after man, now thats news. ( ok it was man bites dog but same principle.)
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For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats.
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BuffaloBFN
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If you click to read the rest of the story, the second headline is "man fights off beaver". That reminds me of a story an uncle told me years ago about snapping beavers...maybe this was one?
Another angle is that this happened in Forsyth and not in Cocktail Cove. Could this mean that we have a racist beaver? And will PETA get involved? This whole thing is almost as cute as a Keebler elf beating a My Little Pony with the corpse of a Smurf. |
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OverMyHead
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Can you picture the conversation when he got home?
"why are you late dear?" " I had to stop down the road and give that beaver a good licking." He probably got attacked again. |
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For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats.
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hoppi 13
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Did you send it to Jay Leno?
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