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    Posted: January-06-2011 at 10:47am

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     Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular

          phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
          function and   begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
          
           MAN: "Hello"
           WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
           MAN: "Yes."
          
          
          WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
          MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
          
          WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new
          models. I saw one I really liked."
          
          
          MAN: "How much?"
          WOMAN: "$90,000."
          
          
          MAN:    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
          WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking
          to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
          They're asking $980,000 for it."
          
          MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it.

          If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want."
          
          
          WOMAN:     "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
          MAN: "Bye!    I love you, too."
          
          
          The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
          

          
          He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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I thought it was my phone, except she would have been asking for a Members Only jacket, a Pinto, and a nice double wide.
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Andy, LMAO!!!
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A PINTO! didnt you mean chevette
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1979
My first car. A 1977 Pinto station wagon. I'm on the right, my best friend Brett on the left. I'm guessing we were skiing within an hour after this pic was taken. (or we were out cruising for chicks)


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cruising for some high quality Pinto Poon?
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