seasonal joke

So, these 3 guys get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "Explain Easter and I'll let you in.."

First guy says "That's easy. It's when the Pilgrims and Indians got together and had a big feast"

St. Peter says: "Nope, that's Thanksgiving...down you go.."

Second guy says "That's easy. It's when the kids all dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating for candy".

St. Peter says: "Nope, that's Halloween...down you go..."

Third guy says: "That's easy. After the crucifixion, they put Christ in a cave and closed the entrance with a big rock..."

(St. Peter's thinking "I think this guy's got it...)

Third guy continues: "Three days later, Christ comes out, sees his shadow, and there were six more weeks of winter..."

I like the joke Jim...... Ugh I forget the last name, G.... G something, he asks about the building of the gates:

" What kind of neighborhood is heaven in if it needs gates?"

"Well first St. Peter had to go to hell to find a contractor"
"Then it took an act of God to get the permit approved."

A guy is in the yard flying a kite but it keeps spinning and hitting the ground.

His wife comes out of the house and says "need more tail".

The guy says "last night you told me to go fly a kite".

Again with the laughing...