For dog owners only

: FW: DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG


Even if you don't have a dog, you gotta love this one.



TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

on that note thought I would share a pic of both my dogs. The bigger one for right now is our 2 year old female. The smaller is a 4 month old puppy.


female


male

Now you are talking my language. The Dogs are named Bud and Junior. bj

thanks reidp, lucky for us niether one chews on anything in the house. We keep plenty of chew toys and rawhides around for them to chew on.

But pupppies are definitely in our future.

      

Here is a couple of shots of "jo" the Tennessee Wonder Dog. We wonder what kind of dog she is.

Pretty girl is Laurie, JEFF KOSTIS's sister.

john

This computer stuff makes me crazy. Didn't do anything different and my pics came out smaller.

Randy: Jo is really a girl....a stray from our Tennessee home. Best dog I ever had. Hates water too but loves to go in the F-150. I wouldn't trade her for anything.

john

Brad: Friend of mine from our ski club in Ohio had one of those. Awesome lookin' dog!

Really, everyone's dogs posted here are beautiful. Don't want to short anyone. I love all dogs.

john

What?....no kitty pictures bj

you tell them jbear. If you want to post kitties we have to make a new topic.

Hasbeen, what kind of dogs are those?

Kitties are for girlie-mans!

9 yrs.I am so glad this topic went over so well,something about boat people and "DOGS"
It's a darn shame people cannot be more like the dogs at my house,feed me ,pet me and your my friend for life.2 American Pointers,they have to work for their room and board,1 English Setter[9yrs.] He has worked hard to get to his retirement,house/guard/lap/greeterand companion are his job now.Let the young studs hunt,their days are coming..............................boat dr

I know a lot of people who are "Dogs"

Moj

Otis... A cool name!