The Laws Of Life

THE LAWS OF LIFE

#1 Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to go to the bathroom.

#2 Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped,
will roll or slide to the least accessible location.

#3 Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

#4 Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

#5 Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

#6 Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time).

#7 Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

#8 Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

#9 Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

#10 Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it.

#11 Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.

#12 Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

#13 Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

#14 Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

#15    Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

#16 Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

#17   Brown's Law   
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

#18 Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

#19   Wilson 's Law   
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
(this one is true every time!)   

#20 Doctors' Law   
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll remain sick

Brian, my cup has been full of late.....
Rather than talk boats and the repair of.The shop is full , lottsa work.Still find time for the '64 tho.....
Send some pics of Aspen, Karen would love to see how she has grown..........Boat dr

Water temp 68/ Air temp low 70's
The weather here SUCKS........

Cole's law:   thinly sliced cabbage

It really SUCKS to live down here Bruce.It is a nasty job but someone has to boat while the rest of you guy's DREAM.............Boat dr

boat dr wrote: It really SUCKS to live down here Bruce.It is a nasty job but someone has to boat while the rest of you guy's DREAM.............Boat dr

and dream we do. While the lake looks beautiful, there is still too much snow to shovel to get the boat out. You ever shovel snow Billy?