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     THE GORILLA AND THE REDNECK
     A small zoo in Blacksburg , Va. obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
     
     Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
     
     Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Lou, a redneck part-time worker attending college at Va. Tech who was responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Lou, like most rednecks attending college in Blacksburg, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
     
     The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Lou was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
     
     Lou showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
     
     "First", Lou said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
     
     "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Red Skins Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
     
     "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition
     
     "Fourth", Lou said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
     
     "And last," Lou said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."...
     

Haha good story. But, yes, collage? c'mon man!! After that I'd say whatever "collage" you went to you might want to insert that name...

Nate