Write in candidate

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't gettin nuttin' out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed: Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better than what you're gonna get.
Thanks for listening and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
                 God Bless America !!!! !!!!!!!

One thing crucial to the next person in charge are regulations on these credit card companies, when questioned their asses pucker. thier most -profitable- customer is the poor and they prey on them

I love running them up to ten g's and then making a settlement of 5 and send them thier money. 2 can play that game

targets the poor also, The Ohio lottery commision started live Keno, is a it a form of gambling? certainly, but there is no gambling in Ohio,
When it goes on the ballot it always gets shot down because our neighboring states and neighboring country start running negative campaign adds on the boob tube.
2 wrongs dont make a right with the credit card game, but Ive taken it in the pooper so many times from them with the people that do know how to work the system that i said its time to get a little back. if you can afford too call them and ask for a manager and get a pay-off. man they rely on you having a card your entire life and paying interest

Reidp
"The Education" lottery is also something to be ashamed of. I'll go ahead and call myself a HIPPO-CRIT rite now ,cause I throw a dollar at it now & then. And I do have a VISA card.

I pay the stupid tax every time I buy an Astros ticket (which is fairly frequently).