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Waterdog 
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No truer words ever spoken......
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.' |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 9:49am |
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now there's a group of people that should be bitching
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 11:22am |
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Eric -
I know it's a joke. Please don't take it for more than that. The way American Indians are treated is shamful. In Pensacola ( Ft. Pickens ) is where Jeronamo was inprisoned after the army talked him out of Mexico. The goverment made a deal with him. If he gave up he would go to a reservation in Oklahoma. He agreed to give up. When he was put in prison the army officer that brokered the "deal" was so PO'ed he resighed his commision. |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 12:24pm |
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they need a big mouth like Ohprah on the pulpit, I know its a joke, it was pun intended because they got it three fold and because they are a proud people you dont hear much from them...I think a word comes to mind, Genocide? not in this country
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 4:18pm |
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since were on jokes, How does Hitler tie his shoes?
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 4:35pm |
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Eric, please enlighten us!
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 5:21pm |
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yeah can't wait to here this one...
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 6:10pm |
In little Nazis! (sorry Eric, you were taking too long and the suspense was killing them!!!) |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-29-2008 at 6:22pm |
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I wouldve been politically correct for the sake of our Europeon friends and said with "little knotsi's"
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Kristof
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Posted: December-30-2008 at 5:30pm |
Are they from the same galaxy as the Klingon...? |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-30-2008 at 6:17pm |
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Sorry Kris, I dont proof and dont use spell check, It makes you think when you are typing on how to spell, when i do read some of my posts i think holy sht, how did i miss that
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Posted: December-30-2008 at 6:35pm |
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Good one Doggie! U 2 Airik!
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat? |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-31-2008 at 10:16am |
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when you need flour to find the wet spot?
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-31-2008 at 4:36pm |
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or...when her mother is starting to look good.
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Posted: December-31-2008 at 4:43pm |
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No & No!
When she fit's in your wife's clothes!! DOH |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-31-2008 at 6:13pm |
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oh yeah, good punch liner, I'll be sure to tell the wife that one when I get home, she caught on to the eye glass and red dress thing real quick....she wont put the glasses on anymore...I'll wait to tell her tommorow.....slim to none if i tell her tonight
one of my life long friends introduces his wife, and after he introduces her he'll say "she looks better in Bar light" she is use to it now, he's a funny guy |
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