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    Posted: January-03-2007 at 8:58am
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for
>>> you?"
>>>> > >"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
>>>> > >marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it >>>> > >inside
>>>> them
>>>> > >logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>>>> > >"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>>> > > >>>>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
>>> They
>>>> > >search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust >>>> > >open
>>>> > >every piece of wood, but find no marijua na. They sneer at Virgil >>>> > >and
>>>> > >leave.
>>>> > > >>>>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This
>>>> here's
>>>> > >Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"
>>>> > >"Did they chop your firewood?"
>>>> > >"Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>>>> > > >>>>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
>>>> >
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repeat? still a good one however.
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Sorry 'bout that,it was so good i had to do it again.................boat dr
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote nates78ski Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:45am
haha yeah i was like wait... have i seen this one on here before or somewhere else? but nonetheless, still a great one! Now get to work boat dr!!! haha

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So,boat dr. That was a compliment when you called me a redneck? That guy in your story sure seemed real smart. Farmer
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote boat dr Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January-06-2007 at 6:50am
farmer, words and names, to me, dont really matter.like the old saying I don't care what you call me ,just call me for supper.....
Glad you liked the story,even tho it was a repeat.Hope the holidays were good,and the wind always is at your back............
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote farmer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January-06-2007 at 8:58am
thanks boat dr,same to you. I was jk. I work in a machine shop with 50 other guys. You learn how to take a joke real quick in that kind of setting.       Farmer
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