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     Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

     "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" 

     The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

     The guy says, "Let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?   Would you?"

     The clerk says, "Well, no!"

     "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

     "Well, I probably wouldn't!"

     With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

     The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." 

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Waterdog Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: April-27-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2020	Post Options Post Reply Quote Waterdog Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Racism Posted: September-17-2007 at 2:02pm
	Subject: Racism? Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
	- waterdog - 78 Ski Tique

62 wood Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: February-19-2005 Location: NW IL Status: Offline Points: 4527	Post Options Post Reply Quote 62 wood Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-17-2007 at 4:03pm

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eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-17-2007 at 4:05pm
	dont get me going
	"the things you own will start to own you"

quinner Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: October-12-2005 Location: Unknown Status: Offline Points: 5828	Post Options Post Reply Quote quinner Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-17-2007 at 4:10pm
	Hey Waterdog, Don't know about your part of the country but here in Chicago-land most Home Depot's have a Hot Dog/Sausage Vendor in the entry vestibule. Good joke nonetheless. How do you sink a polish boat? . . . . Put it in the water.
	Mi Bowt

reidp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: December-06-2003 Location: Mooresville, NC Status: Offline Points: 1804	Post Options Post Reply Quote reidp Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-17-2007 at 5:45pm
	Now he could have gone into Home Depot and possibly requested a polish sausage smoker. But more than likely the clerk would have still directed him elsewhere, probably towards PLBC headquarters.
	ReidP 1973 Mustang

Hollywood Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: February-04-2004 Location: Twin Lakes, WI Status: Offline Points: 13517	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hollywood Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-17-2007 at 6:41pm
	Funny, this was the top hit when I Googled "polish sausage smoking"

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-17-2007 at 8:49pm
	thats a preety good one..ranks up there with some of bills

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-19-2007 at 11:59am
	A guy comes in our shop yesterday, how can i say this without being racist....he was from the middle east, anyways he wanted his license plate bracket welded back on his box truck, so my brother told him 20 bucks, its more of a pita than anything so he decided to be nice. so he welds it on and finishes and the guy whips out 16 bucks and didnt have 4 more dollars thinking he would let him slide, I watched from the other end and my brother told him you better call someone cause you aint going no where, it all ended up that we had to put the 4 bucks on his visa, just another day of trying to be nice and oh yeah box trucks and middleeastern people are a bad combination
	"the things you own will start to own you"

boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: September-19-2007 at 12:03pm
	Do Not Get This Red Neck Fired Up On This Subject............boat dr
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