Bubba and the Catfish |
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boat dr
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Posted: February-20-2008 at 10:56pm |
I thought you would get a kick out of this.Being it is the Lenten Season, we have a way of side stepping the rules Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Episcopal. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Episcopal faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become an Episcopal After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are an Episcopalian Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary, prepared to scold, the Father stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, chanting: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raise' a deer, but now you a catfish.' |
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jbear
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LOL!!!
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Munday
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Very nice Doc
Congrats on your wedding Hope your fowling season went well,my new GSP pup shows alot of promise Later Munday |
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Waterdog
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LOL - I copied it and sent it around to my "Cathlic family & friends" Now you a catfish ! |
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Riley
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I did the same. |
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