Redneck Remedies Revealed

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
using the shower.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
use a timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn 't move and does,
use the duct tape.

Eric, eating a bowl of Honey Nuts and turn the AC down a few degrees.
Summer is here...........

Thats great boatdr, I'm going to have to print that off and show to others. I hope you don't have any of those copywright laws on it.

Looking at map quest, they claim 81 miles from preston to manchester, but I'm sure there are shorter routes. The bird population seemed to be on the rise the last couple of years, but I'm afraid it's going to take a hit this year. The long winter and heavy snow was hard on everything. Now up in our area it's severe flooding. Not good for hatching eggs. I spent most of yesterday tying up docks and shore stations.
Not trying to bring up ethanol with this post, But the pheasants have lost a lot of there nesting area to corn.
Were still seeing them around, It just doesn't seem to be as wide spread. I remember a few of my sweet spots where you could limit out in an hour. Now if I hunted those same spots combined you might be lucky to see a couple birds all day.

boatdr,

redneck sayings:::

diabetes = sugar on the blood

high blood pressure = high blood

low blood pressure is not low blood because low blood    =     anemia........

Boat Dr.

It is great to hear from another woodcock enthusiast. I enjoy all types of bird hunting but woodcock hunting is the ultimate for bird dogs. I am very jealous of those bird numbers. I live in Indiana and hunt woodcock on their way south in October and November. This was a bad year for us due to a drought, we had very few birds stay over. March is actually my favorite time of the year because we get lots of birds staying over on there way north. Obviously this is only training but it is a great opportunity to bird a young dog along. What are your season dates in Louisiana? I take a trip to Kansas every December but I would love to head down to your neck of the woods sometime. Maybe you could head me in the right direction.

Billy,

317-437-5745

Bryan

I hear the woodcock have been in Maine for the past few weeks. I'm always too busy this time of year to get Riley out on them, but I have lots of friends that take advantage of them for spring training.

Georgia Tornado/Flooding Survival Kit


Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light........................................... check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser...........................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on... check

God love dem red necks!

i think those 2 are doing more than just drinking beer

that crossed my mind too

Riley wrote: What is a W.T.?

Bruce, I don't want to sound too demeaning so I'll put it this way. The color of some of our skins and then something the garbage man picks up!

8122pbrainard wrote: Riley wrote: What is a W.T.? I don't want to sound too demeaning so I'll put it this way. The color of some of our skins and then something the garbage man picks up!

Well put Pete.

eric lavine wrote: what do WT and tornados have in common? they both f-up the neighborhood

I thought it went like this...

What do a tornado in Louisianna and a divorce in Georgia have in common?

Either way...somebody's fixin' to lose a TRAILER!!!