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eric lavine 
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 Topic: Eric’s laws of lifePosted: June-24-2008 at 11:47am |
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If it floats, if it has wheels, or if it has boobs, you definitely are going to have problems
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nates78ski
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Posted: June-24-2008 at 11:57am |
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haha, i've heard that one a while back. Still great though!
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Posted: June-24-2008 at 3:02pm |
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I always heard it was :If it f**ks,floats or flies...rent it"
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If the only tool you have is a hammer,everything starts to look like a nail.
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Posted: June-24-2008 at 4:44pm |
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Eric I'll give you one general rule for your customers.
"it will be expensive indeed, it's YOUR money and it's MY time" |
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GottaSki
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Posted: June-25-2008 at 2:25pm |
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Low Price
Fast Service Excellent Quality now pick two... |
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"There is nothing, absolutely nothing, half so much worthwhile as messing around with boats...simply messing."
River Rat to Mole |
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Posted: June-25-2008 at 11:11pm |
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I haven't heard this one...too good! LOL |
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eric lavine
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Posted: June-26-2008 at 10:27am |
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i like it too
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Kristof
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Posted: June-26-2008 at 6:33pm |
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And so very true....!!! I love it. |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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Posted: June-27-2008 at 11:06am |
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"If it ain't broke then don't fix it! If it is and it don't fit, force it.... If it breaks then it needed fixin' anyway!!"
" If it doesn't fit then grab a hammer...if it still doesn't fit after that then grab a BIGGER hammer!!!" |
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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Posted: June-27-2008 at 11:52am |
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haha good one we use this law everytime somethings wrong haha 
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Posted: June-27-2008 at 3:11pm |
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From Tom Hopkins book "How to Master the Art of Selling" 1980. One of the fundamental pitches in sales. BKH |
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Livin' the Dream
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Posted: July-06-2008 at 3:06am |
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I can save your tranny or I can save you money; but I can't do both.
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eric lavine
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Posted: July-06-2008 at 12:39pm |
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RKP, its i think i can save your tranny but...
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roadkingpuck
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Posted: July-07-2008 at 4:14am |
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Actually that was a derivation from a sign in our dental office, "I can save your teeth, or I can save you money; but I can't do both." I'm sure you have customers that want a first class job for not much money. Or they disregard your advice and go with the cheapest alternative and expect the "patch job" to last forever.
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eric lavine
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Posted: July-07-2008 at 10:34am |
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oh yeah
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