Dear Civilians

> Dear Civilians,

> We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many
> civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of
> you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the
> areas where we would like your assistance:
> >
> 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during
> the playing of our National Anthem - kick their ass.
> >   
> 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning our American Flag in
> protest
> - kick their ass.
> >   
> 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
> amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
> quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
> very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
> sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold
> them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
>   
>
> 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
> Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or jungle fatigues, telling
> others that you used to be in "Special Forces." Collecting GI Joe
> memorabilia might have been okay when you were seven years old, now it
> will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
>   
>
> 5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do
> you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
> ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
>
>
>
> 6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military',
> inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
>
>
>
> 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get
> on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.
> Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
> carrying her
> - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe
> ass-kicking.
>
>
>
> 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.
> We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
> affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our
> Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know)
> is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on
> what happens inside those big important buildings where all those
> representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian
> representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to
> go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!
>
>
>
> 9. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me - stop saying it!
> If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick
> your ass!
>
>
>
> 10. bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying
> 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is!
> Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me
> - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
>
>
>
> 11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
> (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment
> we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet,
> you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
>
>
>
> 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
> military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
> and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
> remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
> marines, and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their
> families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make
> every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked."

> "It's the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of
> the press."

> "It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech."

> "It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom
> to demonstrate."

> "It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
> and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to
> burn the flag."

> One more:

> 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing our National
> Anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.

> AMEN!!!!!

Kristof
Hay man , it's just another one of those pass-a-long e mails. Worth reading just for the hidden message !

Eric
I knew you'd like all the "a** kicken'

eric...to much time on your hands Dude.

john

those were all thoughts during poop time

Eric
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