Are they back ?

     *Black Testicles** **..**
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     A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
     over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
     hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
     partial sponge bath.**
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     Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'**
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     Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,** **Sir.
     I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
     He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'**
     **
     Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
     she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.**
     **
     She raises his gown,
     holds his penis in one hand and
     his testicles in the other, lifting
     and moving them around.**
     **
     Then, she takes a close look and says,
     'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'**
     **
     The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
     smiles at her and says very slowly,
     'Thank you very much.
     That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......*
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         ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?** ** **'*