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    Posted: March-15-2011 at 1:46pm
I got this in an email today. Thought it was funny and some what appropriate for this forum.


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Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

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I think replacement, now , would be a wise choice.You may also be dollars ahead by rendering "her crack" unuseable by others......
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Sell the boat. Get an inboard.
Use the new inboard to get rid of the wife, like Dexter does.
Play hard, life's not a trial run.
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That's funny as hell
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- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...
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Wanted; Girl with boat and motor that likes fish. Must like to cook and clean fish. Send picture of boat and motor.
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veryyy fuuunny
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