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 Topic: a little humorPosted: September-21-2015 at 3:59pm |
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“So, how was your weekend?” “Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.” |
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Posted: September-21-2015 at 4:20pm |
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That or they were messing with his Acapulco Gold Plants, either to warrant the same response!!!
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Hollywood
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Posted: September-21-2015 at 4:33pm |
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did you make that Larry?
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75 Tique
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Posted: September-21-2015 at 4:35pm |
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nope, stumbled upon it. Actually, it was on the FB page of the guy with the flattie I've been talking about in the other thread.
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“So, how was your weekend?” “Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.” |
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baitkiller
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Posted: September-21-2015 at 5:06pm |
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs? |
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Jesus was a bare-footer.............
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kapla
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Posted: September-21-2015 at 5:37pm |
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Looks like you need a stringer Job!
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jbear
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Posted: September-28-2015 at 12:50am |
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LOL...John.
hope you and the son have gotten out. Sure was fun a couple of weeks ago. john |
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