Buying a New C/C in Louisiana

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   A man walked  into a CorrectCraft dealership just to browse. Suddenly 

he spotted the most beautiful boat that he had ever seen and walked 

over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the finely detailed 

upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarra$$ed, he 

anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a 

salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, 

standing next to  him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she 

greeted him, "Good day,  Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying 

to maintain an air of  control and acting as though nothing 

had happened, he smiled back and asked, "  Sir, what is the price of 

this lovely boat?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,"Sir, 

I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, 

you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. " 

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boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Buying a New C/C in Louisiana Posted: December-18-2006 at 5:01pm
	A man walked into a CorrectCraft dealership just to browse. Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful boat that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the finely detailed upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarra$$ed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of control and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. "
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-18-2006 at 5:10pm
	best one yet BD. eric it does say saleswoman though
	"the things you own will start to own you"

87BFN owner Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-25-2006 Location: Saline, MI Status: Offline Points: 2194	Post Options Post Reply Quote 87BFN owner Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-21-2006 at 5:47pm
	more funny stuff from the boat dr. But why did it say salewoman and he kept saying sir?

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